As per, What I Know About Germans

1. Last night, I went grocery shopping. I exited the shop with 4 tubs of quark, milk, a 500g block of gouda and 2 litres of apfelschorle.

2. I considered buying frozen vegetables.

3. I have started losing my shit when the  sun comes out.

4. I wear a plastic bag jacket.

5. I only wear boots. But I still scuff them.

6. I now drink copious amounts of apfelschorle.

7. I almost always walk on the right side of the pavement now.

8. I celebrate when it cracks 5 degrees (see #3).