Reasons I Suspect I am Becoming German
Posted on January 16, 2011
As per, What I Know About Germans …
1. Last night, I went grocery shopping. I exited the shop with 4 tubs of quark, milk, a 500g block of gouda and 2 litres of apfelschorle.
2. I considered buying frozen vegetables.
3. I have started losing my shit when the sun comes out.
4. I wear a plastic bag jacket.
5. I only wear boots. But I still scuff them.
6. I now drink copious amounts of apfelschorle.
7. I almost always walk on the right side of the pavement now.
8. I celebrate when it cracks 5 degrees (see #3).