I am a shocking detoxer. It’s all psychological. Tell me I can eat anything in the world and I’ll forget to eat breakfast, lunch and replace dinner with a Cruskit. Tell me I can’t eat and I will defiantly begin eating the strangest things in the most concerning quantities. I’m not proud.

It was with a history of failed conscious detoxes (and successful unconscious ones) that I approached Urban Remedy’s 3 day Cleanse & Renew detox. My attempt has been diarised for your entertainment over here