I know, I know, it’s Thailand. And everyone has all but beaten the poor country to tourism-death. But right now, it’s so hot outside all I can do is think about water. And cocktails. And palm trees, lots of palm trees. So pretend your lukewarm water (made so by spending five minutes in this weather) is an icy pina colada and pretend, just for a few minutes, you’re on Koh Samui island.